The Forbidden Kingdom

Today I watched this movie alone, with low expectations (I mean, American youth travels to ancient china, come on!). Use my free movie voucher and $6 popcorn combo coupon. Total cost $6, rofl.

I expected so many things in this movie. It is so predictable man!

I guessed that some stupid pee joke would come when they were in need of water in the desert.
I guessed that that SparrowGirl would die.
Was very sure that the stupid american kid would learn KUNG FU and “OWN” after some “training” rofl
I guessed that SparrowGirl would appear, in the current world.

The fighting scenes were good though. That’s just about it for this movie. But I don’t get how people could speak chinese for a moment, then english for 90% of the time, and then Chinese again. SERIOUSLY!!! They didn’t even come up with a stupid reason like only the main characters were special and knew english.

Oh, and someone should have just kicked the Warlord in the balls when he was charging his lazer… I mean, chi.