Man cuts off own penis in busy restaurant
2007 April 24
Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
“Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.”
Police said a man in his 30s was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was stable today.
WTF dude???
That’s just… wrong.
… In fact, it’s not even right.
(yay for redundancy)