What to give to the girl you’re dating/dated
2007 March 25
A severed head of her dog in a box! (Hmm Iris’s dog XD)
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After severing the dog’s head, Gomez allegedly wrapped it in a gift box and left it on the doorstep of Crystal Brown, 17, who had dated him last fall. She had since started seeing other people.
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Crystal opened the box, she discovered Chevy’s severed head inside. The box also contained two small boxes of Valentine’s Day candy and a twin pack of AA batteries, according to a police officer’s affidavit accompanying the criminal complaint.
That guy took videos of the beheading on his phone too. Woo woo scary~
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… Whaaaaaaaaaaat did the dog do to deserve such a horrible death?? Nuu.
On topic: Add a heart shaped balloon and some flowers, and it would’ve been the best Valentine’s gift ever.
Severed head + AA batteries + 2boxes of candy..
A DIY kit to shock the dead head back to life and feed it candy?
=D =D